Dan Bull – Dear Mandy [an open letter to Lord Mandelson]

January 19th, 2010 | by admin |

An open letter to Peter Mandelson regarding the newly announced Digital Economy Bill.

If you disapprove of the Bill, sign the petition at http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/dontdisconnectus/

Write your own message to Lord Mandelson at http://threestrikes.openrightsgroup.org/

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Lyrics:

Dear Peter Mandelson,

I’ve been following your recent policy proposals, so now they’ve gone through, I thought I’d contribute some vocals. The focal point of my criticism’s the ridiculous decision to bring in a system where you flick a switch and disconnect the internet when it’s suspected that intellectual infringement has been detected, even if the relatives they live with definitely didn’t. I think it’s in your best interest to bin this, yes? ‘Cause isn’t it a respected institution that we’re considered innocent unless different is proven? Er, excuse me – how can you excuse exclusion when you’ve not pursued a definite conclusion?

You’re picking on the little man, the Lilliputian; now there’s a pain in my gulliver and it’s confusing. You’re swift to treat your citizens with such little human humour it’s no wonder that we’re disilliusioned. This resolution’s gonna end in revolution just like any other governance that doesn’t accept evolution. To be perfectly honest, m’lord, there’d be less intrusion if you curtly abolished the law and left us to it.

And why do games require safety ratings, but any age can see adult-aimed plays and paintings? It’s state censorship, the same as Beijing; but even China thinks a pirate isn’t worth the time of day for chasing. I think Chairman Mao would say the same thing – since you became secretary, it’s like the state’s your plaything. You made a massive sacrifice, invaded loads of privacy, but if I wanted to download, there’d be no hope of finding me. I could take my mobile phone to the local library, and utilise the free wireless to find the file I need. Then what are you going to try – to disconnect their ISP? You might as well just burn the books on rights to speech.

Dear Mandy, stay away from my family. Yours considerably angrily, Dan Bull. Dear Mandy, stay away from my family. Yours considerably angrily, Dan Bull.

Who’ll profit from the Digital Economy Bill? Not the public, but the profiteers probably will. Who’ll profit from the Digital Economy Bill? Not the public, but the puppeteers probably will. I’ve talked about how intellectual property kills and you’re still just concerned with who’s copping the bill. It’s quite obvious you’ve been lobbied until the copy holders got control, and you’re probably their shill. It’s not your problem when you’re positioned on top of the hill, in your property that probably cost a couple of mil. But wake up and smell the coffee, the milk is going off and you’re not bothered ’cause your coffers are filled.

Lord, it’s time you took an honesty pill, and acknowledged the majority aren’t horribly thrilled. So what if I watched a torrented comedy film? I don’t need to now my country’s just become a Brazil. You know the truth, Orwell spoke his views, your House broke the news and all Hell’s broken loose. The utopia we hoped for is overdue, so could you help out a little bit and don’t be stupid?

The onus is on you to show us you aren’t using your throne in a way the voters don’t approve. I know you’re very close to David Geffen, so maybe his interests have given you a hazed perception. Hey, do you reckon you’d win today’s election, considering you’re chasing this amidst a great recession? Deception’s the politician’s favourite weapon but we’re already jaded from one too many painful lessons.

Dear Mandy, stay away from my family. Yours considerably angrily, Dan Bull. Dear Mandy, stay away from my family.

Yours considerably angrily,
Dan Bull.

P.S. I love you, Mandy x

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Samples used:
Lily Allen – Never Gonna Happen
Lily Allen – Who’d Have Known

Duration : 0:3:42


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25 Responses to “Dan Bull – Dear Mandy [an open letter to Lord Mandelson]”

  1. By psychoargentas on Jan 19, 2010

    top 100 on …
    top 100 on billboard hahuahuaahu

  2. By whasstb on Jan 19, 2010

    Fantastic.
    Fantastic.

  3. By xainRM on Jan 19, 2010

    You’re good …
    You’re good dude, you can easily top my trash talk any day of the week if you actually tried.

    Stay free, keep free form alive brother.

  4. By KingCharlesI on Jan 19, 2010

    I really like the …
    I really like the song but use of unnecessary apostrophes was annoying.

    “I love you, Mandy x” LOL

  5. By beatboxfighter on Jan 19, 2010

    Dammn very nice ! = …
    Dammn very nice ! =) i love your style

  6. By LulzPen on Jan 19, 2010

    That’ll do pig. …
    That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

  7. By MrBokai on Jan 19, 2010

    I love Dan’s work, …
    I love Dan’s work, I hope he makes more open letters! I wish he would write one to the founders of the pirate bay!

  8. By redchicken92 on Jan 19, 2010

    This was funny :P
    This was funny :P

  9. By crosboid on Jan 19, 2010

    Fucking genius.


    genius.

    Fuck the three strikes proposition!

  10. By faceguydb on Jan 19, 2010

    “It’s sate …
    “It’s sate censorship, the same as Beijing; but even China thinks a pirate isn’t worth the time or day of chasing.”

    Love it

  11. By wirapuru on Jan 19, 2010

    completely …
    completely brilliant, claps!

  12. By jman6495 on Jan 19, 2010

    REALLY Clever , i’m …
    REALLY Clever , i’m english and i’m a prowd pirate :)

  13. By CrazyDiamond21 on Jan 19, 2010

    Absolutely …
    Absolutely brilliant!!

  14. By RadialSkid on Jan 19, 2010

    Dan Bull does it …
    Dan Bull does it again. :)

  15. By predpsi on Jan 19, 2010

    “P.S. I love you, …
    “P.S. I love you, Mandy x” wins :)

  16. By Sneblot on Jan 19, 2010

    This is wicked its …
    This is wicked its really cheered me up today :)

  17. By IANW225 on Jan 19, 2010

    @SwRRt3 hahahahha …
    @SwRRt3 hahahahha we have proper rappers . but this guy is awesome u gotta love it. but ofcourse if ur american u probs dont get the whole, peter mandelson thing, mind u he explains it all pretty well in the song/rap if u wana hear english rap youtube the streets i llove thenm and there rapesque

  18. By SwRRt3 on Jan 19, 2010

    Lol English Rap …
    Lol English Rap makes me laugh. :D

  19. By tohtorrent on Jan 19, 2010

    i love if.
    gonna …

    i love if.
    gonna put in in my mp3 player!
    it is gonna be history!

  20. By lporiginalg on Jan 19, 2010

    love it
    love it

  21. By mgsfan318 on Jan 19, 2010

    you dan bul are a …
    you dan bul are a genuis

  22. By NaMgKCa on Jan 19, 2010

    FUCK MANDY
    MANDY

  23. By Sakotius on Jan 19, 2010

    Great stuff
    Great stuff

  24. By brendanharrisvideo on Jan 19, 2010

    omg this and dear …
    omg this and dear lily are just unbelieveable, become a rapper politiician dude make more of these!

  25. By ShadowLord32 on Jan 19, 2010

    Wow. That’s way …
    Wow. That’s way better than any of the rap songs I hear in the States. I’m not even involved in British politics, but that was very enjoyable.

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